say what: landon part I

on my bff8's blog, she does a post called abbyisms and it is hilarious. landon, is not quite as gifted with the comical genius his mother is but he tries. here are a hodge-podge of funny things my little stinker
has said these days.

while getting ready for bed
l: mommy, what a beautiful necklace.
m: thank you, it's a gift from grandma shell.
l: i am going buy you a beautiful ring and necklace and i am going to marry you.
m: but i'm already married to daddy.
l: well i'll buy you another ring and you can marry me too.
{too bad polygamy is no longer practiced in the church. or incestuous relationships}

 while putting on his socks & foot creme - or every single time he has to lay down to get his diaper changed
l: don't put your enormous leg on me!
m: i don't have an enormous leg!
l: yes you do!
m: well YOU have an enormous leg.
l: no, i have a little leg. and your leg is enormous.
{i wouldn't really say enormous- maybe big boned or fluffy around the edges}

while getting everything ready to work out
m: landon, do you want to exercise with me?
l: yes!! let's get the exercise mat! i've got my exercise pants on! and my exercise boobies!

when he first woke up
m:  landon, come snuggle me
l: no!
m: please [insert sad face]
l: [laughs] no!!
m: fine, i won't get you breakfast.
l: i'll get my own breakfast out of the fridge.
m: um.... well i won't give you costco yogurt [gogurt]
l: [sigh] alright. [hugs me]- snuggles all done. where's my yogurt?

we have this conversation several times a dy- at the dinner table, at the gym, in the car- all. the. time.
l: i have a penis and a bum bum and daddy has a penis and bum bum and porter has a penis and bum bum. you just have a bum bum to push your pee pee out of.
m: no, mommy has a vagina.
l: you push pee pee out of your
gina. and i have a bum bum to push daddy poops out. [daddy poops are ginormous poops landon does about 3x a day]

while cleaning my pores out with a biore strip - landon was in the bath
l: what's on your nose mommy? toilet paper? is it a bandaid? what is it mommy??

as we're in the bathroom while he's pooping a particularly large dump
l: watch out mommy!! your hair is going to  blow away!!