let's go to the mall everybody

come on jessica, come on tory.

let's go to the mall, you won't be soooory.

truer words have never been spoken. in honor of canada day, i'd like to speak of my favorite canadian, robin sparkles. robin scherbatsky is currently a local tv anchor in new york and was the pop-teen sensation of the 90s (the 80s didn't hit canada til 1993). her video changed the world as we know. she a mall sensation, singing her hit "let's go to the mall". click here for all your hopes and dreams to come true.

Barney: Ok, that's it. [stands up on top of chair] Attention, Canada. I'm Barney, from America, and I'm here to fix your backward-BEEP country. Number one, get real money. [shows Canadian dollar bill] Don't know what board game this came from, but it's a [in French accent] joke. Number two, and this is a biggie, quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away because you know what, you don't want her. You may now return to being pointless.

so to our friendly neighbors to the north, i tip my sparkly stephanie-tanner hat to you.

happy canada day